Okay! you have 5 kids and your the mom and you gotta try to get them all into the car at once.....Tommy and Timmy are twins but they hate eachother so they cant go together and Sarah and Sally hate eachother too, so they cant go together and Max is gay so he can only sit by the guys and theres only 5 seats you have to put them in order going in the car and have them sit where they would be happy.......my friend made it up so its kinda weird
Two men walk into a resturant by the sea and sit at the bar. Both men are covered in water.Both men order a plate of Albatross and take one bite. After chewing and swallowing, the first man stands up, walks outside, and shoots himself, while the other finnishes his meal.
When the celebrated German mathematician Karl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855) was nine he was asked to add all the integers from 1 through 100. He quickly added 1 to 100, 2 to 99, and so on for 50 pairs of numbers each adding to 101.
You want to send a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is more than large enough to contain the object. You have several locks with keys. The box has a locking ring which is more than large enough to have a lock attached. But your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. How do you do it? Note that you cannot send a key in an unlocked box, since it might be copied.