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What has to be broken before you can use it?

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What has two hands and a face but no arms and legs?

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A woman was buying shoes at a four-story department store. She got onto the elevator and asked the attendant to press the button for the top floor. The attendant pressed 3. After a while, the woman returned to the ...

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On his show, lucky kiddies could win, With a bucket to toss a ball in. If you were the chosen When the arrows were frozen, You'd come down and give it a spin.

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Useless for one, but absolute bliss to two. the small boy gets it for free, the young man has to lie or work for it. the old man has to buy it. its a babys right, the lovers privilege, the hypocrites mask. to the young ...

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I'm green and I smell like peas. What am I?

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Alone I am 13, with a friend I am 2000, with another it makes me think....

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A Swiss mathematician, no longer in this world. His name is reimagined in a hockey team.

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This weird little man full of quirks Lured in children by promising perks. He showed them his place, And let them stuff their face, In an effort to weed out the jerks.

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Up and down goes my waves, found in a white bowl, gives the living life, and rots when dead. I make you strong, and you, me. But use me not and perish shall we.