Why do witches buy magazines?
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
What is the best way to get from earth to mars?
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
What is an executioners favorite hobby?
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
What do Japanese people wear to bed?