What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the saddest fruit in the world?
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind as it hits the windshield?
Why did the lemon disapprove of his daughter?
What was the first man made invention that could see through a wall?
Why was the math book always so depressed?
What has no beginning, end or middle?
What is the easiest way to keep water from running?