What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
How many men were born last year?
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
What do babies and basketball players have in common?
You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room?
Say the following: roast, boast, coast, post. What do you put in a toaster?
What is Marie Curie’s favorite food?
What kind of vegetable is unpopular on board ships?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
How do football players stay cool during games?
What do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up?
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?