What starts out white,
Then turns red,
Stands up in a bed,
And the plumper it gets,
The more the good-wife likes it!
Two men walk into a resturant by the sea and sit at the bar. Both men are covered in water.Both men order a plate of Albatross and take one bite. After chewing and swallowing, the first man stands up, walks outside, and shoots himself, while the other finnishes his meal.
There is a man stood on top of a mountain frozen holding a peice of straw. How did he get there?
You are standing in front of a room with one lightbulb inside of it. You cannot see if it is on or off. Outside the room there are 3 switches in the off positions. You may turn the switches any way you want to. You stop turning the switches, enter the room and know which switch controls the lightbulb. How?
A hunter met two shepherds, one of whom had three loaves and the other, five loaves. All the loaves were the same size. The three men agreed to share the eight loaves equally between them. After they had eaten, the hunter gave the shepherds eight bronze coins as payment for his meal. How should the two shepherds fairly divide this money?
A boy leaves home in the morning to go to school. At the moment he leaves the house he looks at the clock in the mirror. The clock has no number indication and for this reason the boy makes a mistake in interpreting the time (mirror-image). Just assuming the clock must be out of order, the boy cycles to school, where he arrives after twenty minutes. At that moment the clock at school shows a time that is two and a half hours later than the time that the boy saw on the clock at home.
Suppose you want to send in the mail a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is big enough to hold the object. The box has a locking ring which is large enough to have a lock attached and you have several locks with keys. However, your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. You cannot send the key in an unlocked box since it may be stolen or copied. How do you send the valuable object, locked, to your friend - so it may be opened by your friend?
A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birth day today how did that happen
Okay, let's imagine you're a mom with five kids, and you need to figure out how to fit them all into your car at once. You have twin boys named Tommy and Timmy, but they can't sit together because they don't get along. You also have two girls named Sarah and Sally who have issues with each other and can't be in the same seat. Lastly, you have a son named Max who is gay and would prefer to sit next to the other guys. With only five seats in the car, how can you arrange them so that everyone is happy? This is a riddle my friend came up with, so it's a bit unusual.
There was a girl and her boyfriend and they got in a car crash,well they went to this world were what they said magicly appeared.WEll ANYTHING could be wished for.And the girl wished for a bucket of water and she told the boy tht it was half full,but the boy said NO its half empty.
A woman who lives in new york legally married three men, she did not get divorce, get an enollment, or legally seperate.
WYISDERSOMENIMORORSIZASIZDENDERISORSIZ? What does this say?